Happy 30th Birthday to Our Sexy Little Pal, Tila Tequila

We were going to wish Kim Kardashian a happy 30th birthday today, but we were contacted by the attorneys from Kim’s corporate sponsored-birthday party in Vegas and it turns out we can’t do so without a paid Kardashian birthday wishes license, and that just seemed obscene. So, rather, Happy 30th birthday today to our lovable hot munchkin friend, Tila Tequila. We love working with Tila because, well, she’s a hot little minx, but also because she has a real laugh, and doesn’t charge her fans per smile.

Happy Birthday, Tila.